Nicky Hilton
Worth: $50 million
The sister of Paris makes a bundle from her two fashion labels.
How to land her: Be short. She dated Kevin Connolly (E from Entourage) for a while, then David Katzenberg, who’s two inches shorter than her.


Paris Hilton

Worth: $200 million
Her grandad gave away most of the family’s wealth to charities when he died, but Paris earns around $20 million a year anyway.
How to land her: Have ready access to unlimited supplies of Ferraris, diamonds and Chihuahuas.

Dylan Lauren

Worth: $1 billion+
One of three heirs to her father Ralph’s $4.7 billion fashion empire, she also owns the world’s largest lolly store, Dylan’s Candy Bar.
How to land her: Bring her some Australian red liquorice — it’s her favourite.

Doutzen Kroes

Worth: $24 million
This Dutch model’s spectacular arse earns her $6m a year thanks to a Victoria’s Secret contract.
How to land her: Become a DJ and give yourself a really dumb name. Her last two blokes were DJ Sunnery James and DJ Ruckus.

Charlotte Casiraghi

Worth: $5.7 billion
Casiraghi is three murders away from being the actual Queen of Monte Carlo, and you don’t get much posher than that.
How to land her: Iron your trousers. Casiraghi edits her own style magazine, Ever Manifesto.

Amanda Hearst


Worth: $2 billion
Hearst is the heir to a $4.4 billion fortune and her shopping habits are legendary.
How to land her: Give her a David Jones gift voucher for her birthday — one for half a million bucks should get you a look-in.


Holly Branson

Worth: $1 billion+
The daughter of airline-founding Richard stands to inherit at least half of his $2.7bn.
How to land her: Get ’round her father by insisting you’re an innocent girl — he seems to have a thing for innocent gilrs…

Jennifer Aniston

Worth: $220 million
The rumours that ex-Friends star is still romantically obsessed with her ex, Brad Pitt, are nothing but spiteful Hollywood gossip.
How to land her: Get buffed at the gym and then skin Brad Pitt so you can use his face as a mask.

Anna Anisimova

Worth: $350 million
The daughter of Russian metals mogul Vassily Anisimova, who is reportedly worth $2 billion.
How to land her: Puff cigarettes and offer to be her friend. The smoking beauty has confessed that, “at school, nobody liked me”.

Kate Moss

Worth: $88 million
The allegedly debauched model is never far from scandal, having dated private-school smack-ghoul Pete Doherty and featured in several lewd fashion-scene legends.
How to land her: Probably not too hard. Try offering her a cigarette.

Tamara Ecclestone

Worth: $500 million
First child of billionaire bowl-haired racing dwarf, Bernie.
How to land her: Order a cheese roll.

Kseniya Sobchak

Worth: $5 million
The daughter of the Mayor of Saint Petersburg charges US$30,000 just to host a party.
How to land her: Be very rich. The “Russian Paris Hilton” has everything her American rival has, except nowhere near as much cash.

Sandra Bullock

Worth: $85 million
Bulllock’s known as a decent actress who makes terrible films. At 45, she’s the undoubted cougar of this list. You still would, though.
How to land her: Don’t go with a inked-up star, like her soon-to-be-ex-hubby did.

Kira Plastinina

Worth: $600 million
This Russian dairy mogul’s daughter may be just 17, but she already runs her own fashion brand.
How to land her: Pretend you don’t know that her chain of Kira Plastinina clothes shops went bankrupt just seven months after they opened.

Lydia Hearst
Worth: $2 billion
Co-heiress (along with her half-sister Amanda) to her great-grandfather’s $4.4 billion media empire fortune.
How to land her:
Compliment her on her clothes (she’s a fashion obsessive), but don’t mention that her mum Patty was a bank-robbing Stockholm-syndrome sufferer.

Princess Madeleine

Worth: $1.2 billion
Poor Princess Madeleine — Duchess of Hälsingland and Gästrikland in Sweden — broke up with her cheating fiancé in April.
How to land her: Offer her a shoulder to cry on; then ask if she wants to polish your crown jewels.

Olsen Twins


Worth: $100 million
Mary-Kate and Ashley were child actors before launching their fashion brand.
How to land them: Arrive on your first date wearing dead possums for slippers — the Olsens controversially use fur in their designer
frocks.

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